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I've been gone a long time.

Journal Entry: Wed Apr 16, 2008, 6:34 PM
I just realized: All my friends, of whom I kept a pristine and unchanging mental image, are now in High School.

High School.

Where friends are supposed to do stupid stuff for each other "Because I've known you since third grade, man."

And you're supposed to finally come into your own thing, with the help of your friends.

But I'm without those kinds of things. All I have are friends whose knowledge of me is, without exception, "The Human Dictionary."

But I feel I'm more than that.

I'm the kid who knows to think before letting go of the brakes, who love a good swordfight, who loves to play as Kirby and over-use the B+down move.

I'm the kid who hates supremacists, who holds many people as a friend.

More to the point, I'm the kid who loves Georgia and all her quirky inhabitants.

Sure, the Internet has kept me in touch with a couple of my friends, but it's not the same. I can't just randomly show up at someone's door and say, "Hey! I thought of an awesome way to get across the creek," I can't come over to someone's house and bike off to the Mall to just hang out and do nothing, and I can't see how you guys are growing.


I don't know who you guys are talking about when you say, "Oh, yeah. She's really hot," I don't know the magic of Taco Mac, I've never been paintballing.

I don't know how well Angel's doing in Football, if Shadow can finally take responsibility, if Maverick can still weave through my best attempts at blocking his bokken and smack me in the sides.

I miss you guys, but I'm also a little afraid that I won't know anything about you when I finally do get back.

  • Mood: Homesick
  • Listening to: Anything, really.
  • Reading: To Kill A Mockingbird
  • Watching: Breaking Bad
  • Playing: SSB- Brawl
  • Eating: Sauerkraut and Bratwurst
  • Drinking: Root Beer

Devious Information

  • Current Age: Four moths older than the age of the universe.
  • Current Residence: South BumFuck-Shire
  • Interests: Making fun of rednecks
  • Favourite movie: Dawn of the Dead
  • Favourite band or musician: They Might Be Giants
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything but Rap
  • Favourite artist: The dude with the brush
  • Favourite poet or writer: There once was a man from Peru...
  • Operating System: Windows
  • MP3 player of choice: I cannot answer that, sorry.
  • Shell of choice: Oil
  • Wallpaper of choice: Not the one in my room, that's for sure...
  • Skin of choice: Rotting
  • Favourite game: Anything Zelda
  • Favourite gaming platform: I'm no Fanboy!
  • Favourite cartoon character: Courage the Cowardly Dog
  • Personal Quote: I Shtab you with a Rushty Shpork because I'm Shaun Connery!
  • Tools of the Trade: Qwerty keyboard

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Devious Comments

~Rustysporkman:iconRustysporkman: May 5, 2008, 4:53:01 PM
Welcome!

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When someone procrastinates, God thinks about killing a kitten.
~NewEraOutlaw:iconNewEraOutlaw: May 5, 2008, 4:33:02 PM
Thanks for the watch!
~drago-flame:icondrago-flame: May 5, 2008, 3:39:44 PM
thanx for adding me!

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~HvonD:iconHvonD: May 4, 2008, 12:56:13 AM
thank you very much for the fav :D
*UglyDuckling323:iconUglyDuckling323: May 1, 2008, 12:58:24 PM
:wave:

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~Cujo-Escariot:iconCujo-Escariot: Apr 1, 2008, 4:53:33 PM
Thanks for the watch.

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=Phoenix-06:iconPhoenix-06: Apr 1, 2008, 6:30:26 AM
Thanks for the watch, much appreciated :ahoy:

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~Rustysporkman:iconRustysporkman: Mar 27, 2008, 2:21:33 PM
Hello!

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When someone procrastinates, God thinks about killing a kitten.
*DMajorBoss:iconDMajorBoss: Mar 25, 2008, 12:30:04 PM
Salutations.

^_^

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~GracelessSanslaGrace:iconGracelessSanslaGrace: Feb 13, 2008, 7:50:59 PM
Thank you for the :+devwatch:!

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~IzzyLockett:iconIzzyLockett: Jan 23, 2008, 5:12:55 PM
lol
very true!

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As for the future of the couples sex life, John said he is full of hope. "I'd like to maybe try actually touching Linda's vagina with my hand at some point," he said. "Then again, I don't want to rush things. Also, I've heard that the vagina kind of smell
~Rustysporkman:iconRustysporkman: Jan 23, 2008, 4:52:03 PM
That's because schools down south have 50+ people in one room, and no one knows how to cover their mouths when they cough.

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When someone procrastinates, God thinks about killing a kitten.
~IzzyLockett:iconIzzyLockett: Jan 22, 2008, 7:10:58 PM
lol
Im bundled up now
^_^

im sick alot down here,
but i always catch it from someone!
haha

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As for the future of the couples sex life, John said he is full of hope. "I'd like to maybe try actually touching Linda's vagina with my hand at some point," he said. "Then again, I don't want to rush things. Also, I've heard that the vagina kind of smell
~Rustysporkman:iconRustysporkman: Jan 22, 2008, 6:54:23 PM
Smack him upside the head, tell him not to get in trouble, and take a good long nap. And bundle up.

I wish I knew some super-secretly awesome remedy, but I don't. It's just what moms around the world say: "Bundle up, or you'll catch you death!"

Though I can't talk...I don't remember a single year in Georgia when I wasn't sick most of the year.

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When someone procrastinates, God thinks about killing a kitten.
~IzzyLockett:iconIzzyLockett: Jan 22, 2008, 4:35:37 PM
lol, yeah.
It snowed alittle down here and it totally rocked!
but only for two days.
lots of snowball fights and retarded looking snowmen.
lol

but im home now sitting my little brother
while I get sick.
yuck.

:)
But im glad your good!

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As for the future of the couples sex life, John said he is full of hope. "I'd like to maybe try actually touching Linda's vagina with my hand at some point," he said. "Then again, I don't want to rush things. Also, I've heard that the vagina kind of smell
~Rustysporkman:iconRustysporkman: Jan 22, 2008, 4:32:05 PM
Good! A bit too snowy for my taste but it's Vermont. What are you gonna do about it, you know?

Yourself?

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When someone procrastinates, God thinks about killing a kitten.
~IzzyLockett:iconIzzyLockett: Jan 22, 2008, 2:15:11 PM Mood: Affection
Hi Jimmy!!!

Hows it goin???

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As for the future of the couples sex life, John said he is full of hope. "I'd like to maybe try actually touching Linda's vagina with my hand at some point," he said. "Then again, I don't want to rush things. Also, I've heard that the vagina kind of smell
~Rustysporkman:iconRustysporkman: Jan 20, 2008, 2:57:59 PM
Well, I'm Jimmy. It's nice to be able to talk to you again!

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When someone procrastinates, God thinks about killing a kitten.
~IzzyLockett:iconIzzyLockett: Jan 20, 2008, 1:19:17 PM
Si! I am!

:)

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As for the future of the couples sex life, John said he is full of hope. "I'd like to maybe try actually touching Linda's vagina with my hand at some point," he said. "Then again, I don't want to rush things. Also, I've heard that the vagina kind of smell
~Rustysporkman:iconRustysporkman: Jan 20, 2008, 12:58:57 PM
You're welcome!

Just wondering, are you the Izzy from SMS?

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~IzzyLockett:iconIzzyLockett: Jan 20, 2008, 11:23:52 AM
Thanks for the watch

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As for the future of the couples sex life, John said he is full of hope. "I'd like to maybe try actually touching Linda's vagina with my hand at some point," he said. "Then again, I don't want to rush things. Also, I've heard that the vagina kind of smell
~Magolobo:iconMagolobo: Dec 29, 2007, 7:08:44 PM
Thanks for the Watch!

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~Rustysporkman:iconRustysporkman: Dec 15, 2007, 6:54:18 PM
No problem!

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~hannananashiharuno13:iconhannananashiharuno13: Dec 14, 2007, 6:56:47 PM
Hi! thankx for watch'n me!! means a lot!! hope we can be friends!

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*Harpyqueen:iconHarpyqueen: Oct 21, 2007, 9:59:39 PM
hello new friend :hug:

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